Steal and Deliver

when a guy, typical a bro or frat boy-type guy, can’t handle his alcohol and p-sses out on one of two hotel beds, and you bang his hot girlfriend on the other bed.
man, last weekend when i was in vegas there was this frat boy bombed out of his mind at the blackjack table. so when he p-ssed out, i executed a steal and deliver. ha ha!

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