steal her fucking eggs
when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn’t know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her – effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the sh-t out of em.
see also: v-g-n-l rape
john: “what up biddy?”
biddy: “excuse me? my name is sandra.”
john (thinking): “mmmm biddy i’m a steal yo f-ckin’ eggs”
john’s friend andy: “steal her f-cking eggs, man”
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