Stealing Tulips
taking an -n-l cherry.
dude 1: hey bro, how’d the date with the ho go?
dude 2: sweet man – i wound up stealing tulips.
dude 3: whoa! with that tramp stamp, i woulda thunk she would brown real easy.
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