stealth blumpkin
the covert act of getting f-ll-t–, while prairie d-gg-ng. the c-ck sucker never knows they are giving a blumpkin. sometimes, the receiver may spray febreze on the prairie dog, to keep it’s odor hidden.
stealth blumpkineer: suck my d-ck you pseudo hippie b-tch. oh yeah.
fake hippie b-tch: (garbled) i love your big, veiny, uncirc-mcised, french c-ck. it’s better than p-ssy.
prairie dog pops out and disappears.
fake hippie b-tch: (garbled) get ready as i deepthroat and rim job you, together.
prairie dog pops out and gets licked! s-x act stops.
fake hippie b-tch: how dare you stealth blumpkin me.
woman whips out her nra card and a desert eagle. shoots guys b-lls off.
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