Stealth Booker
somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. people are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has
guy 1: so anyway i was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny…like i posted a quip about s-xual depravity
girl 1: oh yeah i saw that! i rofled
guy 1: ?
(guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)
guy 1: somehow she knows about all my sh-t but i didn’t think she used facebook much
guy 2: wtf? she never posts or anything
guy 3: she’s a cl-ssic stealth booker. she maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she’s always aware of what’s going on
guy 1: kinky b-tch!…….
somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. people are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has
guy 1: so anyway i was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny…like i posted a quip about s-xual depravity
girl 1: oh yeah i saw that! i rofled
guy 1: ?
(guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)
guy 1: somehow she knows about all my sh-t but i didn’t think she used facebook much
guy 2: wtf? she never posts or anything
guy 3: she’s a cl-ssic stealth booker. she maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she’s always aware of what’s going on
guy 1: kinky b-tch!…….
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