Stealth brag
to brag about something without putting the emphasis on the brag itself, often in the context of a bigger story.
joe: so last night after f-cking 2 girls i made a cheese sandwich. do you like sandwiches too? man i love cheese sandwiches.
mark: dude, that’s such a stealth brag.
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