stealth dick
“stealth d-ck” (noun, sg., reg.) – a person getting some action against contrary belief, arising astoundment and confusion upon discovery.
d-mn, that sloki’s such a stealth d-ck. we all thought he was single, but he’s been getting some zadlog action all along!
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