Stealth Morning Drunk


a person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8pm despite the fact that they work up at 6:30pm. technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.
woke up an hour ago and i’m drinking already. no one knows what a horrible drunk i am. being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

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