Stealth Shit
where one takes a sh-t and the momentum of the t-rd carries the faecal matter through the u-bend of the toilet, creating the same effect as if the toilet were to be flushed except without the noise, hence “stealth” sh-t… additionally most stealth sh-ts also do not create any sound when breaking the toilets water surface tension.
example 1:
kerry: i didn’t hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn’t have left it in there you disgusting creature!
james: it’s ok, i did a stealth sh-t.
kerry: oh that’s ok, i did one earlier!
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