Steam and Beam


when an automobile is being driven by one h-m-sapien licensed driver, and two heteros-xual h-m-sapiens have s-xual intercourse in the insured automobile’s backseat.
driver: yo, how’s everything back there chris?”

chris: “keep driving bro, i’m steaming and beaming!”

driver: “oh sh-t, you for real?! i call next! i’ve been dying to steam and beam with that b-tch!”
when an automobile is being driven by one licensed driver, and two american citizens have s-xual intercourse in the backseat.
driver: “yo chris, how’s it going back there?”

chris: “keep driving bro, i’m steaming and beaming!”

driver: “i call next! i’ve been dying to steam and beam with that b-tch!”

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