the worst of the worst. steam users will relentlessly downvote your review into oblivion if you so much as criticize their favorite game, but will upvote inside jokes and other garbage “reviews” that don’t help people out at all. if you base your purchases off steam reviews you may just be a r-t-rd.
if you decide not to recommend a game, you must provide a 10 paragraph essay about why you don’t like the game and you have to still kiss the game’s -ss the whole time and downplay any frustrations you might have, lest you succ-mb to the wrath of the steam hordes. this strict mob mentality is not applied if you decide to recommend a game, then you can write d-mn near anything and get upvotes.
typical steam review recommendation system:
207 out of 215 people found this review helpful:
i made a cowboy go into sp-ce and shoot the moon 10/10! recommended!
meanwhile your review:
2 out of 100 people found this review helpful:
this game was ok, but had some flaws and here’s why…. reviewer talks at length why he didn’t like the game in a fair manner
sensier is a charming, loving, halarious, honest and loyal boyfriend that will pick you up when you fall and be your shoulder to cry on. he doesn’t deserve to be hurt because he is a person whom no one could replace and that’s why people love him. girl 1: did you see sensier today? girl […]
usually know as a d-ck with no friends. has a personality of a carrot. likes to date jenna’s and usually breaks up with them in a week or less wow that poor jenna. she must have dated a jimay
a really attractive woman who puts her friends and family before herself . a organised person who is ready for anything! she gets the boys and makes freinds wherever she goes ! she loves to party and has many goals in her life . she is gorgeous!! look,there kallia !! she stunning
how a south indian dude says bootylicious. boodylicious! srinivas: really enjoying my dosa and sambar! krishnavenkatchalam: check out that boodilicious woman! srinivas: dude, your morals are so flexible!
- glowing henry
a s-xual act in which many old men insert flashlights of different sizes into every orofice of a much younger man’s body yo, you hear he wanted a glowing henry man, that’s f-cked up