Steam seam
v-g-n-.
kat: “my! my steam seam seems to be clean, gene. have at it!”
1) the seam on any disposable paper coffee cup where boiling hot coffee will splash out of, scalding you and those nearby.
2) a product showcasing the putrified level to which the world has become environmentally friendly and has deemed styrofoam, the ubiquotous disposable coffee container of choice for eons, unfit for daily consumer consumption.
3) unbeknownst to the world, also a clandestine cruel joke of some sot-nosed college-grad at a paper product design firm who felt that this was his one chance to make a stand and pay the world back for the time when penny picollo publicly laughed and ridiculed him at elementary school recess when he uttered these words -that til’ the day he dies, will ring through his ears every waking moment- “will you touch my cooter.”
when i handed her the double-decaf soy latte, i didn’t position the crack hole away from the steam seam and when she drank it, she got scalding coffee all over her cooter ! i laughed ’cause i hated that c-m dumpster…
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