Steamboated
being unbelieveably drunk
omg i jus drank that whole bottle of wine myself – i’ve never been this steamboated!!!! chooooo choooooo!!!!!
to be completley p-ssed out of your tree
“i cant believe i sh-gged that fat trout last night, i was f-cking steamboated”
the term for when you’ve consumed that much alcohol you think you can actually see bob marley in a hula skirt singing ‘baby it’s cold outside’. the highest state of intoxication.
jo: i went to a house party last night and necked a bottle of tequila. i was steamboated.
bob: good times.
jo: yeah, til i thought my boyfriend was getting off with the wall and i battered it, and broke four fingers.
bob: bad times.
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