earo


a person marked by characteristics of extreme naivité and ignorance, coupled with an unflattering tendency towards brashness and bravado (esp. in those areas which he/she is naive and ignorant).
i can’t believe what an earo he is. did you hear him say, “i don’t know who the h-ll lao tzu is but he sounds like an idiot,” just now?

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