Steaming Curler


1. the act of sticking a heated curling iron into female’s v-g-n-l area (p-ssy), thus creating great amounts of steam due to the heated metal reacting with the moisture inside the v-g-n-. the curling iron is then pushed and pulled in and out of the v-g-n- until the girl climaxes. warning: usually ruins a girl’s p-ssy due to 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree burns inside of the girl’s baby maker.
2. a very sweaty athlete who takes part in the sport of curling, who, due the intense cold from the ice, steams.
dude, i gave eddie’s sister a steaming curler last night! there was so much steam, i couldn’t see 5 inches in front of me!
eddie’s sister is such a freak dude!
yeah, i know she loved it, but she is going to have to take a long break after going through that!

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