steaming jack
first you carve a regular jack-o-lantern. then you eat a bunch of nasty mexican or chinese food until you need to have some disgusting diarrhea. do that business in your pumpkin, take everything to the house of someone you don’t particularly care for. light a candle and place it gently on top of your sh-t. close the pumpkin up and run away.
dude i had an -sshole professor last semester so on halloween i left him a steaming jack
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