steamshovel
a term used to describe the m-ssive size of tracie’s hands.
it was difficult for her to find a pair of mittens that would fit those steamshovels she calls hands.
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the act of masterbating while in the act of p–ping. “last night i was h-rny, but i had to p–p so i decided to do a steamy jack”
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fear of broccoli, carrots, lettuce, beets and all the other f-cking vegetables in the world. idiot: omg the potato wants to kill me! sane: you don’t have lachanophobia idiot don’t be such a p-ssy.
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