steamy cartesian


the act of defecating on a girl’s back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your -j-c-l-t- as the polar ice caps. only to be done on the dirtiest of wh-r-s. not suggested on a loved one (unless they’re into that).
dude, i met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a steamy cartesian!

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