Steamy Dave


it’s where the male sh-ts half way out, you know like a prairie dog, and then lets it harden into a p-n-s-shaped form. you can possibly use a type of adhesive to make it harden, but i’m not quite sure what really works yet. then you pursue to f-ck someone really hard with the hardened piece of sh-t, and resulting in it crumbling in their v-g-n-. yep.
after four months of preparation, i gave thelma a steamy dave.

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