steamy piggy
cook some bacon around a dowel or sausage. then take it off and secure it around your d-ck. take your lady (has to be one of them real debutante ladies) into a sauna and show her your ham. then pork her up the b-tt.
billy: hey! bruno! how was your date with meghan?
bruno: great! i took her to a spa and gave her a steamy piggy in the sauna.
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