steamy upper decker, double wet blumpkin


one partic-p-nt is sitting on the upper deck of a toto toilet while your partner is sitting on the lower deck; with the seat warmer on and the water blasting against their genitals. the upper decker is receiving f-ll-t– while both parties are p-ssing a cleveland steamer.
guy 1: gawd! julia is such a basic b-tch, i cannot stand her.

guy 2: sure, but at least her parents are rich enough to afford a toto toilet.

guy 1: so?

guy 2: she totally gave me a steamy upper decker, double wet blumpkin
guy 1: legendary!

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