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(n)tw-ttish member of the undercl-ss whose idea of a night out is spending three solid hours deriving pleasure from scaring people sh-tless by just walking down a dark street and/or standing outside the spar smoking a packet of really sh-t f-gs which he/she got off his/her mates who have this other mate in the uda, right, and he blew the c-nt’s f-ckin’ kneecaps off.
see: tw-t, c-nt, pikey, samuel graham
“look at my new adidas trainers! aren’t they spiffing?!” “walter, you really are a steek.”
parasitic sub-culture of northern ireland.
characterized by –
their pitifully ugly faces.
tracksuits.
peirced ear.
baseball cap worn at such an angle it provides no shade for eyes whatsoever, the target angle is about 45 degrees but such an angle is virtually imposible due to the laws of physics.
incomprehensibe speech incorporating huge amounts of slang.
poor haircuts, with bleached ends, greased fringe.
ugly cheap gold jewellery

they have a tendancy to loiter in alleys, train stations, street corners outside off licences, maces spars etc,while drinking and throwin abuse at p-ssers by.

they pride themselves on –
ganging up in groups of between 5 and 15 and attacking isolated people
drinking huge amounts of cheap cider
smoking ciggaretes (affectionatly known by steeks as “fegs”)
smoking large amounts of extrememly poor quility cannabis resin (soapbar)
writing their mentions everywhere which usually conform to the following basic design

…
=smickers=
=05=

impregnating 14year old millys
abusing teachers and fellow students in a school environment
their connections with paramilitaries

it is a good idea to avoid groups of steeks,especially if you are alone or in a goup less than half the size of the group of steeks (they see a fair fight as 5 on 1)

their taste in music issimple to say the least any rapper rapping about b-tches or guns will tickle their fancy as will repetiive dance music.

if you find youself in a situation where a steek is trying to start a fight with you, dont stand down, they will attack regardless. your best bet is to make sure throw the first punch, however, if you are outnumbered, run…like h-ll.
never give in to their unreasonable demands. it gives them the impression that you are weak.

do your best to stop your child from becomein a steek.

see also:spide, milly
bob: look, a bunch of steeks
steeks: aye baleex ya foakin hoppy.
northern irish slang, referring mainly to male adolescents who wear tracksuit bottoms and other sports gear, and who are stereotypically rowdy and dumb. known in england as “neds”
i saw a pile of steeks outside the chippie last night
to sneak out and get drunk
im steeking to this party tonight
see spide
the steek is basically a spide native to belfast wearing tracksuits with scarily bright white trainers and have a baseball cap and if they are rich enough they will have some cheapo gold chains and rings bought out of index , argos or tesco. they go out in packs feeding off the misery of their victims and then wash it down with a mix of wkd or buckfast and the cheapest cider they can find then they go out looking for fights with hippies skaters goths and normal people they sometimes fight with punks and metallers but are often far too scared of the metallers and if you fight one punk you have to fight them all spides live on their native estate the largest of which is divis tower and steeks are naturally sectarian so be careful! armed nomrally with baseball bats or hurley sticks they can be dangerous and when in their red corsas and scooters they can get to quite high speeds
did you see matt get bate by them spides they were blocked on bucky and they gave him a full f-ckin beatin
the steek is a rare breed populating mainly in belfast. these steeks are firm “m8s like da fok” with the spides. they enjoy nothing more than 2 go around thinking they are “ard like da fok” and terrorising the local population. they wear sprots attaire and drink cheap cider such as magners, bulmers or they are increasingly moving towards “silver wkd like da fok mate” they are rarely seen to drink beer as this is seen as being a “w-nker”

all steeks shoul be burnt alive then their smoking carcuses should be urinated on…

and teh worst of it is these steeks spides live off the tax payers money so indirectly the common had working citizen is funding these b-st-rds wkd fueled riots!!!!!!!!!!!
eddie ginn and his cap crew.
four winds b-st-rds ryan scully and his w-nker mates.
castlereagh road inhabitants in general.
and any other council estates such as killynure.
to sneak out and get crunked
steeking is another form
are you going to sneek and head over to the party.

im steeking over at around 2 o’clock

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