steel mustache


that supreme accessory that tells everyone you mean business. ain’t no one gonna f-ck with a steel mustache.
“so did you tell steven to f-ck off?”
“i tried to, but the man was sporting a steel mustache. i just looked at it and thought, ‘wow. that is god-like. i can’t f-ck with that.”
“so you didn’t?”
“so i didn’t.”
“like a little b-tch.”
“yep. like a little b-tch.”

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