Steel Wool Slip-and-slide


(similar to a mustache ride)

a four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.

generally done by intoxicated, l-sty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.
beth: man i got drunk with marks dad last night and the m-th- f-cker gave me the the ole “steel wool slip-and-slide” i wont be able to feel my p-ssy for days.”

dale:oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar joe? she’s got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. yap, i might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she’s lucky.

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