Steely Nips
one who has a piercing in one’s nipple, rendering them unbalanced in both mind and body.
this can result in chronic narcoleptic behavior as well as a permanent melanin deficiency. most cases reported have been from former employees of the company narco-steel, a fashion design studio based out of norwich, uk. the reason for this phenomenon is as yet undiscovered.
“i think paula has steely nips, her pool game is completely off cause she’s always tripping all over herself, her skin seems to be getting more and more pasty, no matter how much fake’n baking she does and the last 4 times we’ve hung out, she’s just fallen asleep right then and there, she once fell asleep with a cigarette in her hand and put a mark on this guy’s floor.”
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