steezebandit


a person who posseses a large amount of st–ze when skiing (or maybe snowboarding).
they have so much st–ze that one would they must have robbed the st–ze from someone, thus being a bandit.
example 1: yo! that n-gg- just stomped that cab 9 d-spin dizaster 810 out into a noseb-tter switchup cork 7 octograb. he is such a st–zebandit

example 2: man, he just destroyed that huge yeti by pulling that gnar switch 270 disaster over that down flat down rail and then stomped that steeeeezzzeee zerospin truenose over the stepup gap.

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