Steezy Blumpkin


a better than regular blumpkin coined by the ever stoned teens of colorado.
chacha definition: the act of giving a man a bl-wj-b while he is on the toilet p–ping.
d-mn, that girl at the mountain house offered to give me a st–zy blumpkin but i turned her down remembering the incident in mexico…

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