when you lose a basketball game to someone in a wheelchair.
wheels: play me in basketball
-franks shoots ball-
-wheels caps frank in a wheelchair-
wheels: stef curry my -ss!
- resident whale
extremely obese person that happens to be in a position of slight authority and is generally irritating as sh-t because they feel the need to constantly remind you of their miniscule amount of power. the resident whale usually wears loose, unflattering clothing paired with black velcro sneakers and has made zero attempt to be stylish […]
- mr jenkins
a person with a small p-n-s. has the ugliest family. usually a high school teacher. hairy as f-ck. usually a f-cking c-nt. mr.jenkins is a f-cking f-ggot.
a person who is a nugget muncher and likes the taste of chicken “i am a nugmunch, because i love nuggets:
a perfect girl, so perfect you wouldn’t resist her even if u tried. everyone loves her but, she’s picky with her men look at laiah! man if only she was mine
- deli is open
-refers to the fact that a girl is looking/ accepting suitors and hook up buddies. -especially when in pursuit of someone specific megan: holy sh-t maura, he’s so hot. maura: is the deli is open for him? megan: f-ck yes