Steiger Paradox
in the board game monopoly when you are at jail and try to get the free parking but missing it. you end up landing on go to jail sending you to the beginning of the process. this will continue until you eventually hit free parking getting all the money in the pot.
anton- yes!!! i finally got free parking $800 from the pot coming my way!
dave- dam bro it took 3 tries but yeah you got it.
mitch- what ever dude i don’t care, but ive never seen some roll the exact same 2 rolls three times!!!
dave-we should call this something. how about the steiger paradox.
anton- haha perfect sounds suitable.
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