stemp


the combination of a step and a stump. it is usually sticking out of nowhere and is a nice place to sit. the most ideal stemp would be found in a naturally occuring staircase made out of tree roots.
yo b-tch i found yo mamma chillin b-tt neked on my stemp last night

or

i am so tired, i wish i had a nice stemp to sit on right now. oh , there’s one down yonder.

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