step-grandad
step-grandad
a man’s pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. a delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 iota of dna with said grandad!
2. step-grandad
delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him… a real grandchild!
see also imaginary friend.
hey bro, you’re about as real as a step-grandad!
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