Step up to the microphone


euphemism – oral s-x, giving head, bl-w j-b
technique of singing kareoke & playing the pink oboe are strikingly similar.
i.e. grab the microphone with both hands and belt out some cl-ssics.
that bird from last night was frigid, she didnt even step up to the microphone.

i pulled a dog last night, but fair play, she stepped up to the microphone and sung a few hits.

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