a little moley kid who plays rpg’s all day and never gets enough of his games. he fights with his brother and he bites him. he never goes outside. he faints when he gets needles. he goes to bed at 6 and makes up 8. he destroys tree houses and his best friend is a webcamming h-m- from sweeden aka victor. he has nightmares about losing his hat. he breaks down doors if he doesnt go on the computer
“that lil moley kid is such a stephen”
“sweep floors like stephen”
- getting your jerry popped
being touched inappropriately by an old man. this especially applies if you are a young boy being touched by a weird uncle. jerry sandusky reference. jj says getting your jerry popped by old man willie is not a good idea. i disagree.
- stick-it man
a man that sticks his p-n-s in a woman (or in a man whichever you prefer) and instantly has an -rg-sm. man – “okay it’s in — done!” woman – “what?! you just put it in!” man – “what can i say? i’m a stick-it man.”
- getto sn*b
somebody who lives in a poor area (getto) with poor -ssets and possessions but looks down on somebody who is in exactly the same situation as themself. sue who lives in a run down council house picks fun at nikki because she lives in a similar house accross the street. (she is a getto sn-b […]
when you predict a movie in every aspect from any point in a movie. we were watching romeo must die and dave hosemastered the whole thing down to the aliyah song at the credits.
name of those freakish “things” that many know as h-m-s-xual prost-tutes. lance b-ss, that grey’s anatomy guy, and all other gay people who wh-r- around are all hosemos.