stephen rochford
a rotund, simple man who likes the small things in life. like tea, sunny weather, the local, and gay p-rn. he also has a deep love of mayonnaise, and commonly uses it as a skin cream. stephen is famous for his mayonnaise odour and ear m-ssages.
lad 1: have you been down to the local recently?
lad 2: no.
lad 1: stephen rochford was just there the other day! his potatoes have become cannibalistic again!
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