stephen smith
the most savage physics teacher and musical genius known to man. you can catch him spitting bars at coffee houses, galloping along the track, or crashing his dynamics carts with pleasure in room 305. also, he is the only known human being to pr-nounce silent “h”s and be cool enough to get away with it. loves kool moe dee, usa lanyards, kinematic equations, exposing the ap exam, creating the most obscure scales known to man, riding his road bike, comparing west coast and east coast music, and naming random things to be happy about. hates including lou with wilson and buffa as an author of the physics textbook.
“did you do the stephen smith homework last night?”
“no, i was too busy listening to his mixtape.”
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