Stephenie Myer


the author of the shallow vampire-love series “twilight”. she is can be viewed as very voyeuristic (perverted) when she is viewed as portraying her s-xual fantasies in describing edward and s-xual tensions. she is very dreamy, in-her-own-world and above all a pretty krap author. teeny bopper girls will take you down if you say this to them, becuase they all have crush on edward and his 2d’dness. she has a defect that prevents her from creating characters with an interesting, realistic personality.
stephenie myer was so happy when she had twilight the movie made that she decided to plague the world with another 3 books; new moon, eclipse and breaking dawn

stephenie myer should’ve made rosalie the main character cuz bella is just boring and apathetic.

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