stephenville texas
a town that is chock full of ignorant wannabes with their rope on the rear view roaring past fuzzys trying to bust the eardrum on some barrel racer eager to be hangin on some kinda wood that night. c-ke addicts, alcohoics, felons, users, abusers, and daddy issues. you’ll get your -ss whooped if you say weatherford is better. it has unbearable heat in summer. a sh-t ton of mullets. has no taco bueno. at night you take your -ss to bostocks, city limits, bar c, rockin p where you’ll run into people of all sorts. maybe your best bud or maybe that -sshole from fuzzys that busted your eardrum instead of the buckle bunny’s on the patio next you that’s now clinging to some “retired” bull rider that says he rode at lonestar and has the boot barn buckle to prove it. from there you go back to your apartment, dorm, or rent house,.. clear the coors light cans from your bed and p-ss the f-ck out. repeat.
you goin to stephenville texas this weekend?
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