steppin on my dick
not really here to define this… i just wanted to let you know that i think you are a bunch of sad little f-ggots.
go suck your own d-ck, “steppin on my d-ck” no one wants it.
when someone disrespects your manhood.
chick: you can’t even pay for dinner or kill a spider, what’s wrong with you
guy: d-mn quit steppin on my d-ck!
when you get your d-ck “stepped-on”, someone has stopped you
from doing something you wanted to do or needed to do.
it has nothing to do with s-x, but…. it can be used in place of “c-ck-blocking”.
joe: “hey fred. chris is selling me his car for $50 bucks. but i need to wait til tomorrow,
when i get the money.
(then fred goes behind joe’s back and buys the car 1st).
joe: “d-mn, that dude fred be ‘steppin on my d-ck’!”
— another example:
joe: “hey, susie. i know i’ve been trying to date you for years, but you don’t like me.
so i’m going to ask marilyn to go out with me. i heard she really likes me.
so i guess you and i can be just friends after-all.”
(susie then goes behind joe’s back and makes up lies about him, to marilyn. so marilyn ends up
dating someone else) !
joe: “d-mn. susie never liked me, but she went and stepped on my d-ck. and now marilyn
doesn’t like me either. :/ ”
stepping on someone’s d-ck is a form of haterism.
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