stepping on legos
a pain more brutal than the ninth circle of h-ll, like the sensation 10 000 stars exploding below your feet, while being stabbed with a million knives from all sides. thankfully these effects are not long term.
i stepped on legos. after the unbearable pain went away i immediately wrote a definition on urban dictionary about stepping on legos.
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