Sterling Heights

a vacation spot for those who can’t leave the country, and wish to travel to iraq.

also known as little baghdad, sterling heights has an enormous amount of arabs,who enjoy sitting on their sofas in the garage, and drinking “ahweh” or as others would say, coffee.

while they can’t seem to mow their lawns, or take down the christmas lights in april, they do know how to buy black escalades with 24 inch rims, and don’t forget the tint.

also, the display of the virgin mary wrapped in plastic and with 5 different rosaries around her neck is very prevalent in the front yards of all arabs.

oh, and one other thing, if you hear a group of arabs screaming dakhuit, mariam, or callet, don’t be afraid. it’s only natural.
“hey firas, dakhuit bro, want to go to cafe mocha in sterling heights and smoke some argeeleh?”
a place near detroit which is relatively unknown so people simply say they are from detroit
i am from the ghetto of sterling heights.
a detroit suburb, collecting all the ghetto’s overflow( similiar to oak park, hazel park, south warren.) also known as san quentin(do to its m-ssive segrgation among blacks whites and immigrants), saudi heights, or the sandbox. once a nice neighborhood, now kinda ghetto. loaded with abandoned strip malls, and section 9 housing(projects). you’ll be able to spot a gas station or 7-11 anywhere! if you need a cell phone, or a hookah, or a camel, please come visit!
dude 1: want a slurpee?
dude 2: where can we find a 7 11?

dude 1: sterling heights!
dude 2: you right! ther everywhere! party stores up the -ss!
a suburb outside of d-town filled amazing people. also known as “the heights.” basically, where you head to get a cheap deal and good lovin’.
x: “hey man, i drove into sterling heights last night… that sh-t was whiggitay whack.”
y: “oh yeah, s-xxual jones?”
x: “ooooh yeah.”
sterling heights be the name of a city in which ye wiggers be livin’. this be the most scandalous town to step foot upon. once you do, you’ll become a known relative of what we call the ‘heights’. in the heights, it’s very common to see rude crowds of arabs livin at every other house down the block. they thinks they owns this sh-t, but i tells you, they doesn’t.
yo mama lives in sterling heights.