Steve Jobs heaven
where your iwhatever and other apple-related gadgets go goes when they die.
travis: sh-t, dude. i accidentally dropped a sledge hammer on my iphone. i think i killed it.
kenny: yeah, it’s gone to steve jobs heaven.
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