Steven Hawkins
a common, and stupid, misspelling of the name steven hawking, the famous british physicist with als.
guy1: “steven hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of hawking radiation”
guy2: “but lol, why did he call it hawking radiation if his name is hawkins?”
guy3: “i don’t know i guess he must somehow be a dumb-ss despite being a huge genius. certainly we couldn’t be pr-nouncing and spelling his name wrong… no, that would be impossible”
a steven hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal
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