Steven Seagal Porno
a p-rno involving steven seagal. some famous p-rnos of him were out for an orgy, hard to penetrate, and buddha or bust. in these p-rnos, steven seagal is most known for dropping up to a gallon of s-m-n on j-panese girls when the scene is almost over. that’s -ssuming he doesn’t choke them out first. you’ll know for sure that you’re watching a steven seagal p-rno if you hear crazy techno music in the background – music you can only dance to in a speedo. most of these were made in the 80’s but there are a few that were made past 1990 and even into the 2000s!
in short, it’s a p-rno featuring steven seagal as the star.
well i spent my thursday evening watching a steven seagal p-rno. it was the one where he goes into the gym wearing only his underwear and f-cks every girl in the cardio section except for this obese one.
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