steven virgin theory


as noted in popular tv shows, any male given the name steven and blessed with a height of 5’7″ or less must be a virgin. no matter what this creature says, he is not to be trusted. the steven must be caught and studied carefully so that the theory can progress and become a law.
guy 1: did you hear what happened to steven
guy2: no bro what ?
guy 1: he got drafted to a steven virgin theory study
guy2: must be fate

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