blowing cocaine lines up the -n-s.
my sinus p-ssage is f-cked. i may need to stevie nixon this
oh-wah-hoo an island in hawaii full of j-panese tourists and people with 1 billion races. with honolulu as its capital. locals hate white people, even though the leaders are either asian or white. ex #1: guy 1: hey where you from? guy 2: oahu guy 1: oowahee? guy 2: no oahu! ex #2 knock, knock […]
- devon wheeler
devon wheeler is a guy who lost his life way too soon in 2016. he was loved by many. devon wheeler was the best at hunting. man, i’ll sure miss him.
big ol pair of t-ttys d-mn tyrone look at those t-twaskies on samuika
- abigail jimenez
a beautiful, trustworthy, hilarious girl. when you look at her you freeze. her smile lights up your day. her eyes are a beautiful, dark brown, and you get lost when you look into them. she has a great -ss, a great rack. she has great hips. basically she’s your dream girl, s-xy, and kind. she […]
- lady lawyer
the “reason” you told your boys you lost that trial. more accurately, a force to be reckoned with, like a hurricane. more specifically, courtroom kryptonite. wtf do you mean there are two of them lady lawyers? yes, we’ll obviously take the plea deal.