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when an individual holds in a stool for an excessive amount of time it begins to mulch in the descending colon, turning what was once a hard poo into a soft,fluffy poo, thus becoming a stew.
1: “f-ck sake, i need to stew”.
2: “i waited so long to poo, my number two, became a stew”.
beer.

let’s be real here people, you talk about it all the time, and you need codewords for it sometimes. say stew, not beer. it even sounds ridiculous (see below).
“let’s pound stews.”

“i need a stew.”

or use it as an adjective or verb

“i’m stewed.”

“let’s stew.”
when a man sticks his d-ck and a woman and just kinda leaves it there. no thrusting or movement of any kind.
– “i thought mormons couldn’t have premarital s-x.”

– “they didn’t.. they just kinda stewed. they said that was ok.”
a short way to say the word ‘stupid’. fun to say, and more insulting than saying the word ‘stupid’.
“2 times 2 equals 5, right?”

“it equals 4, stew!”
faeces, the type where it’s watery and has chunks in.
i stewed my pants

when did you last have stew in your pants?

i need a stew
beers
lets go crush some stews tonite at the party kid.

yea son, im bout to go grab a packie
1) a beautiful human being who will always be there for you and give you the greatest hugs in the entire world. one of the most honest and hard working people i have ever met. someone who tells great stories and can light up a room just by being in it.
2) a fluffy red haired bunny that you can’t help but cuddle with.
i was having a bad day, but then i got a stew hug and then everything was much better.
a goofy looking, hump-backed individual, that resembles mr. burns from the simpsons, except with less athletic ability.
yo, you alright today? that stew got you looking like a ghetto quasimodo!

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