Stewed Tomato
when you give a woman roofies take her home and do what ever you want and when you c-m you punch her in the cl-t as hard as you can so the next day when she wakes up her cl-t is swollen and red like a stewed tomato!
i gave your sister a stewed tomato last night! she thinks i f-cked her really hard so she will probably come back for more.
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