stfd
sit the f-ck down.
gordron fryman: i eat baananans.
shut the f-ck downn.
person a: “something stupid”
person b: wow, stfd.
sit the f-ck down, a taunt used in weight watchers fitbit or other fitness device challenges. the person using this expression would prefer the other challenger(s) to stop increasing their step count or calories burn.
i’ve just been overtaken! you need to stfd because i need to win!
sit the f-ck down
used when someone just says something obnoxious and you need to put them in their place
keenan: aww man, my parents aren’t getting me a mustang for my 16th birthday. this is so unfair.
damien: dude, stfd. stop being a douche.
slow the f-ck down!
you’re doing what and texting? stfd!
shut the front door.
quatre – i just owned you kebo
kebo – stfd 🙁
shut-the-f-ck-down.
changed version of stfu which means shut the f-ck up.
joe: your stupid.
jim: stfu
joe: stfd!
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