Stfugd
“shut the f-ck up, godd-mn.”
similar to stfu, but with more gusto. most efficient when used while yelling.
you: -trying to tell story-
friends: -talking over you-
you: “stfugd!”
friends: -stunned in silence-
you: “now as i was saying..”
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