stick shaft
when a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.
alex: i was just going to find mike and i opened his car door to find jack and ashley about to do the nasty. i just totally got stick shafted.
jack: alex, you’re such a stick shaft.
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